Archive - Nothing in Particular

Is That the TV Remote…

…or are you just happy to see me?

Jun 18 •

May 2025

“Does Anyone Remember…

…Pagers?” - Robert Plant, “Stairway to Heaven” live version

May 5 •

February 2025

Here’s a Headline I Never Imagined While Getting Stoned Before Homeroom…

“Hey Massachusetts: Don’t bogart that joint!”

Feb 24 •

January 2025

The Ecstasy of Modern Medicine…

…and the agony of modern healthcare.

Jan 13 •

December 2024

“🎶All I Want for Christmas is…

“…not THAT!”

Dec 16, 2024 •

October 2024

Facilis Descensus Averno

Another stop on the road to hell

Oct 28, 2024 •

Amazon to Bill: "Go Fish!"

No. We’re serious. Go fishing. We insist.

Oct 2, 2024 •

August 2024

We Are Hanging on by a Thread…

…and the bad guys have the scissors.

Aug 6, 2024 •

June 2024

Man Bites Dog…

And then poops on his neighbor’s lawn!

Jun 24, 2024 •

"Remember You Were Young..."

"...You shone like the Sun!"

Jun 17, 2024 •

May 2024

A Happy Anniversary...

...of a not particularly great day.

May 20, 2024 •

Good News: "You've Managed to Live 60 Years!"

Bad news: "You're 60."

May 13, 2024 •

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