About Bill Baker

Bill Baker is a retired mountain climber living in The Dead Sea. (He wanted to do the opposite of climb mountains in retirement.)

He writes things, most of them reasonably true. He also spent a night at the Cannes Film Festival on George Lucas’s yacht doing whippits with George Soros, George Santos and George Clooney. (The previous sentence was completely made up except for the part about George Santos, who was a classmate of Bill’s at Harvard and who regular plays golf with Bill. On the moon.)